Toneu tondrí frer man ont genevà esedh tra s'atís na lamn; adès is nam èu cot domellambre.
Perhaps I could spin a weird origin for swim trunks, so the name isn't too predictable.

Ǝyənnôh q'úš áṯaḥäšrə dä lupp'ənû yäkōʾəb rēš räràqkəm.
[ɨjɨnːôːh qʼóʂ ǽθɑħɐʂɾɨ də lupʼːɨnûː jəkòːʔɨb ɾèːʂ ɾəɾɑ̀qkəm]
ƎyənnôhPST.PFV-add-IND.ERG.1.S q'úšjust áṯaḥäšrəmark-AGT.M.ABS.P däafter lupp'ənûword-N.LOC.P yäkōʾəbPOSS.3.M.S-set-M.ABS.S rēšnew-INDF.M.ABS.S räràqkəm.POSS.1.S-language-F.DAT.S
I just added a new set of postpositions to my language.

Gə rá, häyô ḥäwǎrhä cäʿálək yəsáddə.
[ɡɨ ɾǽ həjôː ħɐwæ̌ːɾhə cɐʕɑ́lɨk jɨsǽdːɨ]
Gəand rá,yes häyô3-M.ERG.P ḥäwǎrhädiffer_from-IND.ABS.3.M.P cäʿáləkgrammar-F.ABS.S yəsáddə.POSS.3.F.S-case-M.ABS.P
And yes, those differ from grammatical cases.

Häyô hawâdhä kìm áṯaḥäšrə sä lupp'ənû səpä áṯaḥäšrə dä lupp'ənû.
[həjôː hæwæ̂ːdhə kìm ǽθɑħɐʂɾɨ s lupʼːɨnûː sɨpə ǽθɑħɐʂɾɨ də lupʼːɨnûː]
Häyô3-M.ERG.P hawâdhäNPST.IPFV-be-IND.ABS.3.M.P kìmnow áṯaḥäšrəmark-AGT.M.ABS.P säbefore lupp'ənûword-N.LOC.P səpäinstead_of áṯaḥäšrəmark-AGT.M.ABS.P däafter lupp'ənû.word-N.LOC.P
Now they are prepositions instead of postpositions.

kāh-kīntali θi-Ø-ya-māhka-ye wa!
new-Kindle 1s-DIR-3IN-buy-PST perf
I bought a new Kindle!

cīka θi-qe-ya-šeŋa-tolā-ma wa
tomorrow 3IN-INV-1s-towards-go-FUT perf.
It will arrive to me tomorrow.

θi-Ø-ya-q'iye-ma hasi-[wa-ce-mōši-na-θa]-yak, Rasīya-k  θi-Ø-ya-mōši-he-wā le.
1s-DIR-3sIN-fill-FUT much-[3IN-PASS-read-pl-NOM]-INST, Russia-LOC 1s-DIR-3IN-read-POT-CONJ so.that
I will fill it with many books, so that I can read them in Russia.

Wit santis librai attu Rossié, fa waistai?
PRTC be-PRES.ACT.3PL book-PL.NOM also Russia-LOC, INT know-PRES.ACT.2SG
They have books in Russia, too, you know? ;-)

oh god how do I say this in CQ

ya-p'iko, kīntali-yak nek hasiq q'ohko-hē-Ø-ya-mōši
3IN-be.true, Kindle-INST but much fast-3AN-3IN-read
That's true, but one reads much faster with a Kindle.

(crap, I need to get more acquainted with the languages I'm ripping off of before I try to say things like this...

Łʼaxta naxut yabbǝdlat zǝ sqʼibwǝrtuyi hablǝtʼāyt sǝġabmǝnrita.
[ˈtɬʼaxta naˈxut ˈjabːədlat zə sqʼiˈbwərtuji habləˈtʼaːjt səɣabməˈnrita]
Łʼaxtnew-a-3SI naxulanguage-t-IN.S.PROX yabbwork_on-d-PST-l-INCH-a-WIT-t-1S>3SI zand sqʼibwbe_spelled-r-ARG-t-IN.S.PROX-u-AL-yi-POSS.3SI hablwork-tʼ-SUBJ-a-3SI=ay=NOM_MAN-t-IN.S.PROX s-NEG-ġabmsure_about-n-CONT-ri-DED-ta.-1S>3SI
I started work on a new language, and am not yet sure how its spelling is to work.

Bízenisa... Bízatisa... Sí títina zhaninté!
I am working... I have been working... I must renew my writing system!

Neurerge ga eyen an aerg haie mór.
Neurerge is a new language I'm making.

C'haie iweye når ahunne c' puied.
I have no idea what this sentence says.

Taueua s'tumhiene an agunne mec' få.
The glosses too are a mystery.

Måt Suomi 'o c' cú fierwe umtiena cú hubeie.
It's entirely unrelated to Elmin and Maotic, though.

Finawut ara šrubtrətūbwa bəgiġzāwwə.
[finaˈwut ˈara ˈɕrubtrətuːbwa bəˈɡiɣzaːwːə]
FinFinn-aw-ADJ-u-N-t-IN.S.PROX ar-DIR_over-aexist-Ø-3SI šrubtwrite-r-PAT-t-IN.S.PROX-u-AL-ub-POSS.2S=wa=LOC b-2S>3SI-g-DIR_in-iġzamention-aw-WIT-w.-2S>3SI
You mention Finnish in your text above.

Puyennågar an aieeuten, jåm!
[pujnʰˈɜɡrˠan æːˈoʊ̯tn̥ jɜm]
A slanderous accusation, sir!

quoting Jipí, Alkali Metal, Marburg, Germany:

Travis,NAME tiganashonor-PAT garanyamname-DAT vās,2SG.GEN nāryabut tiyucreate-IMP kamaor_so cuyamanleyaccount-P.INAN yaLOC Twitter.NAME
Travis, with all due respect, but get a Twitter or something.

ya uamaha
Even then...

:roll:

Xəstdrit zə hu naxutūtya šrubtəhdrit.
[ˈxəstdrit zə ˈhu naˈxutuːtja ˈɕrubtəhdrit]
Xstbore-d-PST-ri-DED-t-1S zand huINDF.IN.S.PROX naxulanguage-t-IN.S.PROX-u-AL-ut-POSS.1S=ya=INST šrubtwrite-h-OPT-d-PST-ri-DED-t.-1S>3SI
I was bored and wanted to write something in my language.

Robyú sithaineiténe saríldta nai da? Qualla yetekía 'l éha rí síthítei zanlekíúbarobe vòra.
Maybe you could make audio recordings? For proving your phonemes are justifiable.

Naxutuyu sasilləlihutʼut ziqlitʼuthə natʼ.
[naˈxutuju saˈsilːəlihutʼut ziqliˈtʼuthə ˈnatʼ]
Naxulanguage-t-IN.S.PROX-u-AL-yu-POSS.3SA s=INDF.AN.S.PROX=a-3SA>3'SI-sillpronounce-li-MOD_able_to-hu-MOD_should-tʼ-SUBJ-Ø-3SA>3'SI=u=NOM_GEN-t-IN.S.PROX ziqassume-li-MOD_able_to-tʼ-SUBJ-Ø-3SI=u=NOM_GEN-t-IN.S.PROX=h=COND n=3.IN.S.PROX=aexist-tʼ-SUBJ-Ø.-3SI
That is if one could assume that one should be able to pronounce one's language.

Zlaym šrubtrən łʼaxt naxutūtdə yəkʼandhurit.
[ˈzlajm ˈɕrubtrən ˈtɬʼaxt naxuˈtuːtdə jəˈkʼandhurit]
Zlaymore-m-3PI šrubtwrite-r-PAT-n-IN.P.PROX łʼaxtnew-Ø-3SI naxulanguage-t-IN.S.PROX-u-AL-ut-POSS.1S=d=ALL y-1S>3PI-kʼandchange-hu-MOD_should-ri-DED-t.-1S>3PI
I should translate more texts into my new language.

Neiteeeenú denlindra.
You should write a textboooook.

Zryiwt šrubtrətyi šrubtəxnawt pi yātmə gatwa zlādmə nəqʼyitnri.
[ˈzrjiwt ˈɕrubtrətji ɕrubtəxˈnawt ˈpi ˈyaːtmə ˈɡatwa ˈzlaːdmə nəˈqʼjitnri]
Zryiwgrammar-t-IN.S.PROX šrubtwrite-r-PAT-t-IN.S.PROX-yi-POSS.3SI  šrubtwrite-x-MOD_try_to-n-CONT-aw-WIT-t-1S>3SI pibut yāt1S.EMPH=m=DAT ganow-t-IN.S.PROX=wa=LOC zlādmost-m-ADV n=3SI.PROX=qʼyitmean-n-CONT-ri-DED-Ø.-3SI
I have been writing a grammar, but it has been meant mostly for myself.

Nīntnə kʼabrəmut ax zryiwt šrubtrətyi hištštyi saystʼnrit.
[ˈniːntnə kʼabrəˈmut ˈax ˈzrjiwt ˈɕrubtrətji ˈhiɕtɕtji ˈsajstʼnrit]
Nīntword-n-IN.P.PROX kʼabrlink-m-3PI=u=NOM_GEN-t-IN.S.PROX axabout-Ø-3SI zryiwgrammar-t-IN.S.PROX šrubtwrite-r-ARG-t-IN.S.PROX-yi-POSS.3SI hištdivide-š-INST-t-IN.S.PROX-yi-POSS.3SI s-NEG-aystʼadd-n-CONT-ri-DED-t.-1S>3SI
I have not added a section of my grammar on syntax yet.